Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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