Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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