There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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