I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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