i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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