I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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