Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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