Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
