return my video game
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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