how can u be prego again
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
