ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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