If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
