i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
there is glitter all over my balls
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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