Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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