He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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