so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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