this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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