I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Randomize
