Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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