Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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