Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
