i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
