so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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