what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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