Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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