The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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