I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
