I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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