He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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