Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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