Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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