just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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