So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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