Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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