morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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