It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Please don't give away my fajitas
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
