walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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