i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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