I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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