Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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