Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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