do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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