Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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