if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
