i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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