walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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