So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it wasn't lemon gatorade
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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