We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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