Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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