I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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