Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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