I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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